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When Billionaires Collide
Magnus Eton paced the well-trod hallway carpet outside the hotel conference room with mild distress. Ellis Currante and entourage had not yet arrived, and if Magnus were to actually go into the room, he would be put in the position of waiting…
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The Wisdom of the Day
Kelly’s quirky escapades have become legendary amongst her classmates. As a bubbly sophomore at Maple High, she’s entangled everything from gum and pencils to paperclips and staples in her ample blondeness. This entanglement is typically resolved when the nearest, largest brute of a teenage boy can be enlisted to assist with her conundrum. Today, her…
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Hemingway is an S.O.B #23
Now the boy was gone and the kitten had grown into an old cat and had outlived the boy…
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The Three Curses of The Jungle (I)
I know I’m getting more mature but I’m not quite willing to part with my long-held pastime of playing with legos just yet. They’re not as good as Penthouse, which I adore, but I can still play with legos in my parent’s living room while watching my parent’s TV…
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A Brief People’s History of the Internet
I was there, in the haughty & accelerated days of the original dotcom boom, when eavesdropping at a coffee shop would reveal tales of websites and e-commerce and code deployments; software and server purchases en masse; the blooming of a million new opportunities to be exploited for untold riches; and the rising new pinnacle of…
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The Arrest of the Blue Menace
I’m only pushing 90 or so as I blow through a rack of abeyant speed cameras. Earlier I had imbibed significant quantities – and varieties – of booze but now felt my buzz had mostly worn off. Certainly felt comfortable enough to drive this fast in my hot-shit sports car. I referred to it as…
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A Unique Audience
I. I counted the pulses on her wrist while spotting my watch. This was the third time I’d done so in the last ten minutes. It had spiked somewhere around 200 right after she collapsed. I couldn’t actually count fast enough to tell. She was under the influence of the dystopian trippy result of two…
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